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ARGJIRA (ARI) UKIMERI<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MA.SC. PEDAGOGE \u2013 PRIZREN<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. OPERA<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nj\u00ebher\u00eb nj\u00eb djal\u00eb i ri e pyet Moxartin, se si shkruhej\nopera. Je shum\u00eb i ri, iu p\u00ebrgjigj\u00eb kompozitori. Fillo nga Baladat. Po ju ishit\n10 vje\u00e7 kur filluat t\u00eb shkruani opera \u2013 ia ktheu djaloshi. Ke t\u00eb drejt\u00eb \u2013 i tha\nkompozitori. Mir\u00ebpo, un\u00eb nuk iu pyta si shruheshin operat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2.  KARIKATURAT<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nj\u00ebher\u00eb nj\u00eb banor\u00eb tosk\u00eb, e pyeti Faik Konic\u00ebn: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zot\u00ebri Faik, n\u00ebse grek\u00ebt kan\u00eb nevoj\u00eb ta p\u00ebrvet\u00ebsojn\u00eb\nveshj\u00ebn ton\u00eb komb\u00ebtare, p\u00ebrse nuk m\u00ebsojn\u00eb ta mbajn\u00eb ashtu si duhet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eh po, karikaturat jan\u00eb nj\u00eb form\u00eb e ligjshme e artit \u2013 u\np\u00ebrgjigj\u00eb eruditi i madh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. MIK\u00cbPRITJA SHQIPTARE<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Duke folur me nj\u00eb t\u00eb huaj p\u00ebr mik\u00ebpritjen shqiptare,\nIsmail Qemali tha: T\u00eb par\u00ebt tan\u00eb, na kan\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb dy zakone t\u00eb mira ne shqiptar\u00ebve:\n– P\u00ebr mikun bishtin dhe P\u00ebr armikun gishtin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. EMRI<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nj\u00eb n\u00ebnpun\u00ebs,  i\ndogan\u00ebs n\u00eb Greqi e pyeti nj\u00eb shqiptar: Si e ke emrin? E pyeti p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb\nplot\u00ebsimit t\u00eb disa dokumenteve. \u00c7far\u00eb thot\u00eb? E pyeti shqiptari shokun. Un\u00eb nuk\ndi asnj\u00eb fjal\u00eb greqisht. Shoku i thot\u00eb, zot\u00ebriu do ta di emrin t\u00ebnd. I thuaj q\u00eb\nn\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri e kam emrin Florian, nd\u00ebrsa n\u00eb Greqi e kam emrin Janos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. FITORJA E PIRROS<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00eb nj\u00eb betej\u00eb, m\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrgjakshme q\u00eb b\u00ebri p\u00ebr t\u00eb ndihmuar\nfiset ilire n\u00eb Italin\u00eb e sotme, ushtria e Pirros fitoi, por me humbje t\u00eb m\u00ebdha.\nPas betej\u00ebs, miqt\u00eb dhe shok\u00ebt e Pirros e uronin me gjysm\u00eb z\u00ebri, edhe ky i\nfalenderonte me gjysme z\u00ebri.  Kur nj\u00eb mik\ni tyre e uroi me goj\u00ebn plot\u00eb, Pirro u p\u00ebrgjigj\u00eb poashtu:Edhe nj\u00eb fitore si kjo,\nedhe une do t\u00eb mbetesha pa ushtri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. NGORDHJA E KALIT<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nj\u00eb bej i vrazhd\u00eb, e kishte pik\u00eb t\u00eb dob\u00ebt kalin e evet\ndhe kishte urdh\u00ebruar: Kush t\u00eb m\u00eb thot\u00eb se ngordhi kali, do t\u00eb vras! Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb\nprej dit\u00ebs, kali i beut ngordhi. Askush nga fshatar\u00ebt nuk goxonte ti jepte beut\nlajmin e keq. At\u00ebher\u00eb u ngrit\u00eb Qerosi dhe vajti te zot\u00ebriu p\u00ebr vizit\u00eb. Ky e\npyeti: SI \u00ebsht\u00eb Kali? Sh\u00ebndosh\u00eb e mir\u00eb, zot\u00ebri. Patkonjt\u00eb i ktheu nga dielli, i\ntha pun\u00ebtori. Si, ngordhi kali im? Pyeti \nBeu. Vrit veten tani Be, sepse vet the q\u00eb kali vdiq, ia ktheu pun\u00ebtori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. E PREMTJA E BARDH\u00cb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Po b\u00ebhej nj\u00eb gosti n\u00eb nj\u00eb fshat t\u00eb Kor\u00e7\u00ebs. U pre mishi\ndhe u shtrua n\u00eb sof\u00ebr, prifti mori nj\u00eb veshk\u00eb t\u00eb ngroht\u00eb dhe e h\u00ebngri. \u00c7\u2019b\u00ebn\u00eb\nashtu, urat\u00eb? E pyet\u00ebn ata q\u00eb e pan\u00eb. Jemi me Kreshm\u00eb n\u00eb goj\u00eb. Nd\u00ebrsa sot \u00ebsht\u00eb\ne Premtja e zez\u00eb. Prifti ua ktheu: Nuk thoni ju, shyqyr sot e kam t\u00eb bardh\u00eb.\nSepse \u00e7do her\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e premtja e zez\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. KONKURRENCA<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ishte nj\u00eb deputet, q\u00eb z\u00ebri nuk iu kishte d\u00ebgjuar z\u00ebri n\u00eb\nparlament. N\u00eb nj\u00eb seanc\u00eb parlamentare q\u00eb ishte mbajtur, m\u00eb n\u00eb fund edhe\ndeputeti e k\u00ebrkoi fjal\u00ebn. E ka fjal\u00ebn \u2013 tha kryetari \u2013 urdh\u00ebro zoti deputet. Un\u00eb\ndesha t\u00eb them zoti kryetar t\u00eb mbyllet nj\u00eb \u00e7ik\u00eb dritarja p\u00ebrball\u00eb. M\u00eb b\u00ebn\nkonkurenc\u00eb me der\u00ebn q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb  e hapur mos\nt\u00eb ftohemi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. VOTIMI I TREFISHT\u00cb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eqrem Beu p\u00ebr t\u00eb fituar n\u00eb zgjedhje, p\u00ebrdori nj\u00eb marifet.\nHapi dyert\u00eb e sarajave, ku priste zhgjedh\u00ebsit e tij, ku iu jepte nga nj\u00eb qylaf,\nnj\u00eb fest\u00eb e zez\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb kaskey\u00eb. Q\u00ebllimi ishte q\u00eb \u00e7do zgjedh\u00ebs, duke v\u00ebn\u00eb\nnj\u00ebher\u00eb qylafin, nj\u00ebher\u00eb kasket\u00ebn dhe nj\u00ebher\u00eb fest\u00ebn e zez\u00eb. K\u00ebshtu do t\u00eb\nkujtoheshin p\u00ebr Eqrem Beun, dhe do ta votonin tri her\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. UJQIT<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dy udh\u00ebtar\u00eb jabanxhi i z\u00eb nata n\u00eb nj\u00eb katund e shkojn\u00eb p\u00ebr\nt\u00eb fjetur n\u00eb nj\u00eb sht\u00ebpi. I zoti i sht\u00ebpis\u00eb i pret mirq. I fut\u00eb brenda, i sh\u00ebrben\nme kaffe, iu jep duhan dhe i b\u00ebn shum\u00eb muhabet. Kur e pyesin miqt\u00eb: Si je me\nsh\u00ebnd\u00ebt? Ai iu p\u00ebrgjigjet me gjith\u00eb qejf: Jam i sh\u00ebndosh\u00eb si ujk. Po ju sijeni?\nKur thot\u00eb si ujk, t\u00eb dy e shikonin nj\u00ebri tjetrin t\u00eb \u00e7uditur nga gjuha e\nmik\u00ebprit\u00ebsit. Mbas pak u kthye nga puna i biri i zotit t\u00eb sht\u00ebpis\u00eb, dhe u\np\u00ebrsh\u00ebndet me miqt\u00eb. Mir\u00ebseerdh\u00ebt. Si jeni, si shkoni? Mir\u00eb falemnderit \u2013 ia\nkthyen udh\u00ebtar\u00ebt. Po ti sij\u00eb me sh\u00ebndet? E pyet\u00ebn djalin. Sh\u00ebndosh\u00eb si ujk \u2013 i\np\u00ebrgjigjet edhe djali. Kur edhe i biri tha \n\u201cSi ujk\u201d, nj\u00ebri nga miqt\u00eb i frik\u00ebsuar tha: Ngrihu, e t\u00eb ikim, se u b\u00ebn\u00eb\ndy ujq.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00ebrzgjodhi: Argjira\n(Ari) Ukimeri \u2013 Ma.Sc. Pedagoge<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

KORRIK, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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