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P\u00cbRGATITI: ARGJIRA (ARI) UKIMERI \u2013 MA.SC. PEDAGOGE<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PRIZREN \u2013 QERSHOR 2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. KAFSHIMI I GJARP\u00cbRIT<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dikur kalonte me karroc\u00ebn e tij luksose nj\u00eb mbret, mes p\u00ebr\nmes qytetit. Ia kishin liruar rrug\u00ebn t\u00eb gjith\u00eb qytetar\u00ebt,duke i q\u00ebndruar n\u00eb\nkrah\u00eb dhe duke e p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetur mbretin. Gjat\u00eb rrug\u00ebs ball\u00eb p\u00ebr ball\u00eb, e shikon\nnj\u00eb t\u00eb s\u00ebmur\u00eb q\u00eb ishte mb\u00ebshtjellur me peshqir. Mbreti urdh\u00ebroi  q\u00eb t\u00eb ndalin karroc\u00ebn dhe pyeti: \u00c7far\u00eb ka ai?\nMadh\u00ebria juaj, at\u00eb t\u00eb s\u00ebmurin e ka ngr\u00ebn\u00eb gjarp\u00ebri. Mendova q\u00eb vuante nga dh\u00ebmballa\ntha Mbreti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. FESTIMI I EMRAVE<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nj\u00eb fshatar e kishte b\u00ebr\u00eb zakon q\u00eb sa her\u00eb t\u00eb lindin f\u00ebmij\u00eb\nn\u00eb fshat, t\u00eb festoheshin emrat e tyre. U shkonte njer\u00ebzve der\u00eb m\u00eb der\u00eb dhe k\u00ebrkonte\nt\u00eb dinte n\u00ebse ka lind\u00eb ndonj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb aty. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb fshatari u nis pp\u00ebr n\u00eb\nQyrjallesh p\u00ebr t\u00eb uruar. Nj\u00eb grua e pyeti: Ku po shkon k\u00ebshtu: Fshatari u p\u00ebrgjigj\u00eb:\nDo t\u00eb shkoi p\u00ebr n\u00eb Qyrjallesh. Sot nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb kjo fest\u00eb, por \u00ebsht\u00eb Spiridhoni. E\n\u00e7far\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsie ka, p\u00ebr mua \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00eb. Vet\u00ebm t\u00eb m\u00eb dal rruga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. KUSH I KA MARR\u00cb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Disa vite m\u00eb par\u00eb, nj\u00eb dervish kishte marr\u00eb borxh nga nj\u00eb\nbashk\u00ebfshatar disa para. Parat\u00eb i mori p\u00ebr t\u00eb bler\u00eb nj\u00eb maqin\u00eb qep\u00ebse, pas k\u00ebsaj\nngjarjeje dervishi kishte prer\u00eb mjekrr\u00ebn sepse ashtu ishte n\u00eb mod\u00eb n\u00eb at\u00eb koh\u00eb.\nDisa dit\u00eb m\u00eb von\u00eb, huadh\u00ebn\u00ebsi i doli p\u00ebrpara ish dervishit dhe ia k\u00ebrkoi\nborxhin  q\u00eb ia kishte dh\u00ebn\u00eb. Ai q\u00eb ti ka\nmarr\u00eb parat\u00eb, a kishte mjek\u00ebrr? e pyeti dervishi. Po \u2013 i tha huadh\u00ebn\u00ebsi. At\u00ebher\u00eb,\n\u00e7far\u00eb ke me mua? Shko e gjej at\u00eb person q\u00eb ti ka marr\u00eb paret.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. FSHATARI DHE GOMARI<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, nj\u00eb fshatar po kthehej nga ara. I kishte hipur\ngomarit dhe parmendat i kishte marr\u00eb n\u00eb krah\u00eb. Pse nuk e ke ngarkuar parmend\u00ebn\nn\u00eb gomar? E pyet\u00ebn shok\u00ebt. Po ky i shkreti e t\u00ebrhoqi gjith\u00eb di\u00ebn n\u00eb ar\u00eb, dhe m\u00eb\nvjen keq q\u00eb ta ngarkoi p\u00ebrs\u00ebri. K\u00ebshtu q\u00eb po e mbaj un\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. BEU\nKURNAC<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nj\u00eb bej kishte nj\u00eb \u00e7oban. Mir\u00ebpo \u00e7obani lodhej e vuante\nshum\u00eb, sepse beu nuk i jepte p\u00ebr ti ngr\u00ebn\u00eb. Pasi e pa k\u00ebshtu, \u00e7obani hodhi\ntrajsen n\u00eb krah\u00eb dhe iku nga beu. Gjat\u00eb udh\u00ebs pa ca fshatar\u00eb t\u00eb tjer\u00eb q\u00eb po e\nrrihnin nj\u00eb qen. \u00c7obai i pyeti: \u00c7far\u00eb keni q\u00eb po e rrihni qenin? Na b\u00ebri shum\u00eb\nd\u00ebme, e duam ta vrasim, q\u00eb t\u00eb ngordh\u00eb. Mos hyni n\u00eb gjynah\u00eb, thot\u00eb \u00e7obani. E\nd\u00ebrgoni te Beu, q\u00eb t\u00eb ngordh\u00eb vet\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. VESH\u00cb T\u00cb VEGJ\u00cbL<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ali Pash\u00eb Tepelena e priti n\u00eb takim poetin anglez Xhorxh\nBajronin, me nderimet m\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdha, dhe n\u00eb kuvend e sip\u00ebr i tha: E di q\u00eb jeni\nfisnik dhe rrjedhni nga nj\u00eb der\u00eb e madhe. Poeti u habit q\u00eb Ali Pasha ia njihte\nprejardhjen dhe titullin SIR. P\u00ebr nj\u00eb moment nuk duroi dhe e pyeti: Nga e dini\nq\u00eb jam fisnik? E kuptoi, i  ngaq\u00eb i keni\nvesh\u00ebt e vegj\u00ebl, ia kthehu Pashai i madh dhe i pashkoll\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. T\u00cb VDEKURIT<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nj\u00eb prift, po kthehej nga fshat fqinj\u00eb. E kishte varrosur\nnj\u00eb t\u00eb vdekur. Nj\u00ebri nga bashk\u00ebfshatar\u00ebt e pyeti: I ri apo i vjet\u00ebr, ishte i\nvdekuri o prif? P\u00ebr mua nuk ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi mosha, vet\u00ebm t\u00eb ket\u00eb t\u00eb vdekur u p\u00ebrgjigj\u00eb\nprifti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. KA M\u00cb T\u00cb MADH<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dikur Ali Pashaiit, i rastisi t\u00eb flinte n\u00eb nj\u00eb fshat.\nPashai tha m\u00eb qoni t\u00eb flej n\u00eb nj\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, ku mos t\u00eb let\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb madh se un\u00eb. Fshatar\u00ebt\ne d\u00ebrguan n\u00eb nj\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, tek nj\u00eb plak\u00eb e varf\u00ebr, ku nuk kishte gj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr ve\u00e7\nnusen dhe nj\u00eb djal\u00eb t\u00eb vog\u00ebl. Nat\u00ebn f\u00ebmiju filloi t\u00eb qante. U ngriy\u00eb Ali Pasha.\nKu vete e pyeti plaka. Ka m\u00eb t\u00eb madh nga un\u00eb k\u00ebtu, u p\u00ebrgjigj\u00eb ai<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. BUXHETI<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nj\u00eb deputet, n\u00eb momentin q\u00eb po bisedohej n\u00eb parlament p\u00ebr\n\u00e7\u00ebshtje buxhetore, u ngrit\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb dhe tha kryetarit t\u00eb Parlamentit. Shum\u00eb po\nflitet p\u00ebr Zotin Buxhet. Por un\u00eb vallahin nuk e njoh\u00eb se kush \u00ebsht\u00eb. A ka\nmund\u00ebis t\u00eb ngrihet n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb pak q\u00eb ta shohim t\u00eb gjith\u00eb?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. L\u00cbKURA E QENIT<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kur e lidh\u00ebn Petro Ninin dhe do ta nisnin p\u00ebr syrgjyn,\nYzbashi Ersek\u00ebs nga ballkoni i tij thirri me tallje: Eh more Petro,\u00e7far\u00eb do t\u00eb\nna sjell\u00ebsh prej Gurbetit, kur t\u00eb kthehesh?! I zem\u00ebruar ai p\u00ebrgjigjet: N\u00eb\nvafsha atje ku ngordhshin qent\u00eb nga vapa, do t\u00eb t\u00eb sjell\u00eb nj\u00eb l\u00ebkur\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebsh\nnj\u00eb pallto! Vafsh e mos u kthefsh \u2013 ia kthehu Yzbashi. Ardhsha e mos t\u00eb gjetsha\n\u2013 ia ktheu Petro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

P\u00cbRGATITI: ARGJIRA (ARI) UKIMERI \u2013 MA.SC. PEDAGOGE PRIZREN \u2013 QERSHOR 2021 1. KAFSHIMI I GJARP\u00cbRIT Dikur kalonte me karroc\u00ebn e tij luksose nj\u00eb mbret, mes p\u00ebr mes qytetit. Ia kishin liruar rrug\u00ebn t\u00eb gjith\u00eb qytetar\u00ebt,duke i q\u00ebndruar n\u00eb krah\u00eb dhe duke e p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetur mbretin. Gjat\u00eb rrug\u00ebs ball\u00eb p\u00ebr ball\u00eb, e shikon nj\u00eb t\u00eb s\u00ebmur\u00eb q\u00eb…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9051,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistakuvendi.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistakuvendi.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistakuvendi.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistakuvendi.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistakuvendi.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9136"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/revistakuvendi.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9137,"href":"https:\/\/revistakuvendi.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9136\/revisions\/9137"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistakuvendi.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistakuvendi.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistakuvendi.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistakuvendi.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}